We don’t know about you, but we were just getting used to those long bank holiday weekends! Whilst coming back to work may have been tough with post bank holiday blues, we have a great list of things to do in London this weekend for you.

Friday

Cabaret Des Distractions

Travel to 19th century Paris for a world of temptation and awe without leaving London! Cabaret Des Distractions, situated in the opulent 1920’s  ballroom of Cafe Des Paris will have you in gasps of excitement, roars of laughter and whoops of excitement as they take you through a labyrinth of unexpected turns. To make the night even better, you can buy a ticket to include a 2 or 3-course meal, where you will dine on the ballroom floor.

Cafe Des Paris (Piccadilly Circus/ Leister Square)
Friday 6pm-10pm
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Dead Rat Orchestra

Join the Dead Rat Orchestra as they play a live soundtrack to Director James Holcombe’s Tyburnia. For over 700 years there was a site of execution at Tyburn. This film explores the parallels between contemporary and historical notions of crime and the spectacular nature of punishment. The live music is set to breath life back into some very peculiar and rare songs, and is sure to create an unforgettable atmosphere and experience.

Apiary Studios (Cambridge Heath/Bethnal Green)
Friday 8pm-11pm
£10: Buy Tickets

Saturday

Hope in Heels

Hope in Heels have gone above and beyond to put the fun into a ‘fun run’ all in aid of HOPEHIV. As you don a pair of your favourite heels (I’m talking to you men too!) prepare for one of London’s most glamourous runs. Start with a Beyonce inspired dance warm-up, then get ready to strut your stuff around the 2.5 km course, with selfie-stations, jelly shots and more surprises along the way. Finish the race with a mani, pedi or foot rub and indulge in a light brunch with some fizz. That’s one hell of a cool down.

Battersea Park
Saturday 9:50am – 2:30pm
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We Are FSTVL

Multi award-winning We Are FSTVL kicks off the festival season in style. Featuring over 150 artists across 15 stages, dance fans will be spoilt for choice – headliners include Carl Cox, Loco Dice, Masters At Work, Steve Angello and Sven Vath. Final tickets are on sale now so make sure you don’t miss out!

Damyns Hall Aerodrome (Upminster)
Saturday 30th 10:30am – Monday 1st June Midnight
£125 Weekend Ticket: Buy Tickets

Camden Rocks Festival

Camden – long since the hub of London’s rock ‘n’ roll scene – plays host to this multi-venue all-dayer. Dig out your steel-toed DMs and head to the mosh pit for a high energy rock lineup including Bullet For My Valentine; Skindred; New Model Army; Funeral for a Friend and Little Comets.

Various Camden Venues (Camden Town)
Saturday 12pm – 11:30pm
£30 Buy Tickets

Distil Your Own Gin

Gin lovers! What better way to fuel your love of Gin than by learning how to distil your own! Hosted by master distiller, Max Chater, you’ll learn all you need to know about making gin at the radical bar and distillery, Bump Caves. Included in the price are three cocktails, british meat & cheese sharing boards, 200ml of your own Gin, as well as a 500ml bottle of some delicious Victory Gin.

Bump Caves (London Bridge)
Saturday 6pm-8pm
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Sunday

Soccer Six

Soccer Six celebrates it’s 20th anniversary this year as one of the biggest celebrity  football tournament in the world. Expect a range of music, TV and internet stars that will not disappoint, including The Vaccines, Ray Quinn, Saint Raymond, Game of Thrones cast and so many more to mention – you’ll just have to click through and see!

The Valley Stadium (Charlton)
Sunday 11am – 7pm
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Keats Festival 2015: Keats House Poets Presents…

Spend a relaxing afternoon at Keats House, a beautiful Georgian villa where the poet John Keats found inspiration, friendship and love.  For Keats Festival you’ll have the opportunity to listen to poetry and spoken word with an open mic and performances from Keats House Poet Dean Atta and guest headliner Hannah Lowe.

Keats House (Hampstead Heath)
Sunday 2pm-4pm
FREE: Get your Tickets Here

Sunday Family Jazz

Whether you’re 8, Grade 8, or 88, come and spend an intimate hour with one of London’s top jazz trios, featuring a wide range of lead instruments, having some fun. Learn some tricks of the trade and pick up some great tips on how to be a better performer as well as a better listener. Or just sit back and enjoy some great Sunday afternoon jazz, just for fun.

The Conservatoire (Blackheath)
Sunday 4pm – 5:15pm
Adult: £10  Child: £5
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enTHAIrely Raw Food Class

We’re sure you’ve heard of raw cooking and all the health benefits that go with it, but if you’re new to the idea or looking to be inspired by delicious recipes, this is the class for you. As the title of the class may give away, Thai cuisine is the inspiration behind the dishes. You’ll get to explore a delicious 3-course meal, which includes Raw Pad Thai with Almond Chilli Sauce, Tom Kha Curry & Cauliflower Rice and Raw Mango Cheesecake. Yum!

Goldfinger Factory (Westbourne Park)
Sunday 4pm-7pm
one person: £65  two people: £110
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